Saving Stardust

Becca. Odd & Ambitious. Believes in Soul Mates & the Universe.

My baby is actually a #lion. #puppylove #chowchow #instadog  (at Casa Loca)

My baby is actually a #lion. #puppylove #chowchow #instadog (at Casa Loca)

Such a pretty girl! #pittbull #puppylove #instadog  (at Casa Loca)

Such a pretty girl! #pittbull #puppylove #instadog (at Casa Loca)

My baby is so pretty! #chowchow #instadog #puppylove (at Casa Loca)

My baby is so pretty! #chowchow #instadog #puppylove (at Casa Loca)

My cousin ordered a pizza for her and her little brother and it's actually the funniest story i've ever heard in my life. In her own words, this is what happened:

  • Cousin: so, the pizza guy got here, and he was REALLY REALLY HOT and had a REALLY ATTRACTIVE VOICE
  • Cousin: and he was like "your total is $16.38"
  • Cousin: and I handed him a $20 and he was like "how much change do you want"
  • Cousin: and I
  • Cousin: just
  • Cousin: stared
  • Cousin: at him
  • Cousin: for like 20 seconds
  • Cousin: and he was like "how much change do you want?"
  • Cousin: (IT GOES DOWN HILL. THIS IS NOT THE EMBARRASSING THING YET.)
  • Cousin: and I'm like "$2? [awkwardly long pause] $1? ...... NONE"
  • Cousin: NO CHANGE
  • Cousin: AND I LITERALLY GRABBED THE PIZZA
  • Cousin: AND SLAMMED THE DOOR
  • Cousin: (STILL GETTING WORSE, DON'T WORRY)
  • Cousin: ONCE THE DOOR HAS BEEN SLAMMED I REALIZE
  • Cousin: THE PIZZA
  • Cousin: IS
  • Cousin: STILL
  • Cousin: IN
  • Cousin: THE
  • Cousin: FUCKING
  • Cousin: CARRYING BAG
  • Cousin: AND FROM THE PORCH HE'S LIKE "um i need that back"
  • Cousin: AND I'M LIKE SHIT MAN
  • Cousin: AND I HAD TO OPEN THE DOOR
  • Cousin: AND WAIT FOR HIM TO PULL THE PIZZAS OUT
  • Cousin: AND HE'S JUST STARING AT ME
  • Cousin: AND I'M DYING
  • Cousin: AND IT TOOK LIKE A WHOLE 30 SECONDS
  • Cousin: AND MY BROTHER COMES UP AND HE IS LIKE
  • Cousin: SHE IS FLUSTERED CUZ SHE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE
  • Cousin: AND I DECIDE THAT CLEARLY I NEED TO PUSH HIM BY HIS FACE
  • Cousin: WHICH ONLY MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE
  • Cousin: AND THAT IS WHY I CAN NEVER EVER EVER ORDER DOMINOS EVER AGAIN FOREVER
It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for – and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool – for love – for your dreams – for the adventure of being alive.

Oriah Mountain Dreamer (via psych-facts)

(via ckings)